Seth
Seth is a creature of mystery. He never appears unmasked in public, leading to rumors that he hides a visage shattered by unnatural magics underneath his trademark veil and cowl of raw burgundy silk, perhaps a token of his trips to the Orient. Darkness seems to curl about him, almost as a cat winds itself between the feet of its master, and flame and shadow both heed his will. When he speaks, his voice is as smooth and cold as ice, and as ominous as distant thunder. Ancient legends tell of the day when he will make his bid for power and the world will tremble, but in the meantime, he is a firmware programmer.
He also shouldn't leave hanging links for too long, or his friends get bored and make mischief.