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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".
Little-known JZP Fact Number 7:
"Unless adherence is automated, a standard is useless."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Foxboro Stadium extended set this Thursday. Five hours of Titanium Rug Rats | Tonight at The Space! Ploppy with a special solo unplugged performance by Herbie HanCock (of Kennedy's Strap-on)! |
Performing for the first time, "U1" with Whomping Lapdance Guys Sans Shirts and Girls with Bold Prongs Call 555-4397 for tickets! | G. Willikers Family Restaurant extended set this Saturday. Ten hours of NastyTones |
Cheers,
joe