Catfish's Crap

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies

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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Fourteen:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

"Our [humans'] only significance is that we can comprehend how truly insignificant we are."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tearing down the walls, "Broken Femmes In Town"
Frog Style
 and The Chicken Soup
Call 555-8771 for tickets!

The BlowCats Tribute Band
 tearin' it up with ...
Call  (849) 555-8035 for tickets!

Tonight at Kirkland Cafe!
 Stunky Lee, Junqui Poo
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Craig Znamierowski (of Heissenwachwort Ansteinzeit)!

Live at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel!
 Elvis's Metric Finger
Gloppy and the Installers!
  The Marimba Slug!
    and Crushing Smartfood!