Joseph Z Provo's Often Transforming World-Wide-Weirdness

I Want The Battleship, Ethyl!

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou gorbellied motley-minded bladder, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou roguish flap-mouthed giglet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number One:
In 1999, the mutt mailer finally got him to stop using traditional BSD Mail.

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
--Pablo Picasso

I suggest checking out the art of Matt Towler.; ASAP.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Super Saver Special movie:

   Experience the *Baffling* terror of

  *** Lord of the Rodent Warlocks ***

   And Ross Hagen Returns as "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" in

   *** Offramp of the Burning Sidehackers ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!