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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Sloppiness.
Totally Random Joe Fact Number Three-Hundred and Two:
"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | DJ Soopa-Fresh's Underground needs Guitarist. We play klingon opera, heavily influenced by The Grandfatherhood, Liony Kids, and One Foot Staples. Contact Donato at 555-9325. | Believable Dairy Cow fulfilling their contractual obligation with the masters of beat: The Artists Formerly Known as the Einstuerspane Heissenwankzeit Philharmonic |
Tonight at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel! JQWXL with a special solo unplugged performance by M.C. Crystal Methedrine (of The Trumpees)! | Pissed Gods kickin' it one time old school with ... Kid Men's Dumb Revue ... Free Sex Chemicals at the door! |
Cheers,
joe