Joe's Mutating Page

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou fobbing hedge-born moldwarp, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou goatish giglet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 5:
His favorite colour is red.

"Fools ignore complexity; pragmatists suffer it; experts avoid it; geniuses remove it."
-- Alan Perlis

I recommend that you hop over to real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Paul McCartney Tribute Band
 united for the first time on stage with
 the masters of rock:
Squicking Balsa
Call 555-3176 for tickets!

The Crushing Pelvises
 CD release party with ...
A Morning Rampage

The Screaming Hands
 headlining an all ages show with ...
Individuals United For Guns

Tonight at Your Village's Bandstand!
 Big Band-Ska-Honky Tonk Will Screw Itself
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Thelonius Bishop (of DJ Hurricane R and the Funky Madame)!