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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 25:
"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:Seventy-Five Malevolent Wraith Exorcised from Feminist By SubGenius Shaman.