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"Your favorite $NOUN sucks."
-- Mary Alderdice
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Suspense Movie Fans! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Fall of the Throbbing Dentists *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Unearthly *** Fortress of the Karate Queen *** Filmed in Twitch-O-Rama!