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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
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Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Kickin' ass, "GrooverSonic" with Dead Dolphin the Ruthless Bolt Goove Revue and The Steamy Mulch Five
Tonight at Kirkland Cafe! Small Dinosaurey with a special solo a capella performance by M.C. Escher (of ESFLY)!
Dub Should Fester Itself performing for the first time in America with the masters of ragtime: Moo Riders Call (027) 555-7747 for tickets!
Tonight at The Village Vanguard! M.C. Schooly S and Bob Flumere with a special solo acoustic performance by Mike Andrews (of Numerous Fat Emporea)!