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Little-known Joe Fact Number 60:
"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Shakin' the foundations this weekend - Rabbi with Screwing Granolas and The Plunkees!! Call 555-8349 for tickets! | Femme Women's Autistic Orchestra needs Sound Woman. We play blues, heavily influenced by DJ Fresh Groove, Doctors, and Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty MightyTones. Contact Thelma at 555-5879. |
Killing Pee-Pee kickin' it one time old school with ... Dingo Boys ... Free Forbidden Donuts at the door! | You won't want to miss this Summers GweepCo Picnic! FIVE BANDS! Love Notes to Steve Cogitate Bush DJ Square One Rap Chris Poo Gweeps . . . with Thelonius Druid-- in a cage! |
Cheers,
joe