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A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


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What is FNORD? FNORD is the dregs at the bottom of your coffee.

Little-known Joe Fact Number 60:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Shakin' the foundations this weekend - 
Rabbi 
with Screwing Granolas 
and The Plunkees!!
Call 555-8349 for tickets!

Femme Women's Autistic Orchestra needs Sound Woman.
We play blues, heavily influenced by
DJ Fresh Groove,
Doctors,
and Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty MightyTones.  Contact Thelma at 555-5879.

Killing Pee-Pee
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
Dingo Boys
 ... Free Forbidden Donuts at the door!

You won't want to miss this Summers GweepCo Picnic!

FIVE BANDS!
Love Notes to Steve
Cogitate Bush
DJ Square One
Rap Chris
Poo Gweeps
 . . . with Thelonius Druid-- in a cage!

Cheers,
joe