Joseph Z Provo's Web Page

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou venomed bladder, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou jarring full-gorged flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Five-Hundred:
He hung out with and helped out at the start of the Worcester "Food Not Bombs" group. He feels like crud because he hasn't stayed involved.

"Evil is a little man afraid for his job."
Officer Frank Murphy (Roy Scheider)

Might I suggest checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library and checking out Bill Marr's Survey Central.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Perforated Teamster! New from Raytheon.  
WARNING: This toy attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including
the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and 
inversely proportional to the distance between them.