jprovo's Frequently Shifting Web Crap

I heartily endorse this event or product.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou mewling swag-bellied nut-hook, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou vain beetle-headed bladder, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Imprecision in technical areas.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Seven:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program and visiting Ian Heavens Memorial.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Current Funky Outfit for Slaughter Corps! 
From Tomy, Co.! 
In stores now! 
You put it together!