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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dankish crook-pated pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puny ill-breeding pigeon-egg, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Four:
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I suggest checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead and visiting the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Blasting Ears rockin' out with the masters of goth: Iggy's Big F-huge Knee Call 555-4025 for tickets! | The Winthrop Festerers needs Sound Man. We play art rock, heavily influenced by The ABC, ProverChronic, and The Lou Reed Project. Contact Mike at 555-2939. |
Mom Fucker jammin' with the masters of grunge: The Stompbox Corporation | Saturday April 26th -- LIVE at Man Ray It's Big Big Blowjob .. with special guests F4 |
Cheers,
joe