jprovo's Modulating Pages

Eripuit caelo fulmen sceptrumque tyrannis.

-Turgot


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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 3:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications, NOW!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"The Industrial Revolution Was Faked," Psychics Announce. -- It's True!

Cheers,
joe