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"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Leominster Drive-In: Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Volcano of the Crawling Armadillos *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Action-Packed *** Brain Eating Daleks from Another Galaxy *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Shock-O-Vision!!!