Joe "Catfish" Provo's Mutating Web Site

I Want The Battleship, Ethyl!

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou vain beetle-headed moldwarp, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fobbing toad-spotted strumpet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Five:
He has never tried to kill ANYONE with a forklift.

"Talked trash about Dave Mathews Band and somebody said "But a lot of them are incredible musicians." This may be true, but that's like being an amazing chef who is only making Hot Pockets."
--Chad Opitz

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Bastards Cheat Hippies with Cruel Scam.