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The average Joe is getting damn impatient with petty special interest politics when there's an entire cosmos to be swept clean by fire.

-Bob the Angry Flower

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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Fifty-Seven:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

"All good dinners start with a dry martini."
--Kurtis Lindquist

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Anna Maria College!
 The Swampy McGonigle Project
The Artists Formerly Known as the Landscapers!
  HooSioux Dolls!
    and The Enorm (U.K.)!

You won't want to miss this Sundays Live AID!

Crippled Sperm Whales
Anemic Monsters
Squirrel the Detachable Bolt
Funky Horse
Fungus the Chronic Gear
 . . . with Temporary Dydoes by Zyrah!

Moist Rug Rats Left at the Next Light
 rockin' out with ...
Crimson Cosey

Live at The Mad Raven!
 Heat Division
Present Sonance of East L.A.!
  Gweeping Knuckles!
    and Mighty Swine!