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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Fifty-Seven:
"All good dinners start with a dry martini."
--Kurtis Lindquist
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Anna Maria College!
The Swampy McGonigle Project
with
The Artists Formerly Known as the Landscapers!
HooSioux Dolls!
and The Enorm (U.K.)!
| You won't want to miss this Sundays Live AID! FIVE BANDS! Crippled Sperm Whales Anemic Monsters Squirrel the Detachable Bolt Funky Horse Fungus the Chronic Gear . . . with Temporary Dydoes by Zyrah! |
Moist Rug Rats Left at the Next Light rockin' out with ... Crimson Cosey | Live at The Mad Raven!
Heat Division
with
Present Sonance of East L.A.!
Gweeping Knuckles!
and Mighty Swine!
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Cheers,
joe