Catfish's World-Wide-Weirdness

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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Ninety-Seven:
He had classes with Joger, and knew who it was.

"A good part of system administration is intimidating the system into doing what you want."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

 From The Sprawl... 
   the latest in KidCo, LLC's Happy Fun Ball series ...
Exotic Dancer says "You're my friend and remember: Help save the Earth".