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"Our [humans'] only significance is that we can comprehend how truly insignificant we are."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
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Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tearing down the walls, "Broken Femmes In Town" with Frog Style Tickface and The Chicken Soup Call 555-8771 for tickets!
The BlowCats Tribute Band tearin' it up with ... The KLF Call (849) 555-8035 for tickets!
Tonight at Kirkland Cafe! Stunky Lee, Junqui Poo with a special solo a capella performance by Craig Znamierowski (of Heissenwachwort Ansteinzeit)!
Live at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel! Elvis's Metric Finger with Gloppy and the Installers! The Marimba Slug! and Crushing Smartfood!