Joe Provo's Web Louou

It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind

-The Smiths

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Well-known Crimson Fact Number Three:
He is angry at humanity for not living up to its potential.

"When a philosophy matures and comes to fruition, it can be summed up for short attention spans and long bumper stickers."
--Les U. Knight

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

 From Radio City Music Hall... 
   the latest in Little Tikes's Telemarketer League line ...
For ages ten and up.