Joe "Catfish" Provo's Rotating Web Crap

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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company and visiting Scott Lesser; ASAP.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Kickin' ass, "GrooverSonic"
 with
Dead Dolphin the Ruthless Bolt
Goove Revue
 and The Steamy Mulch Five

Tonight at Kirkland Cafe!
 Small Dinosaurey
 with a special solo a capella performance by
M.C. Escher (of ESFLY)!

Dub Should Fester Itself
 performing for the first time in America with
 the masters of ragtime:
Moo Riders
Call  (027) 555-7747 for tickets!

Tonight at The Village Vanguard!
 M.C. Schooly S and Bob Flumere
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Mike Andrews (of Numerous Fat Emporea)!

Cheers,
joe