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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 73:
"There are Lies, Damned Lies, and Spam."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Veteran's Day! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Day of the Magic Dolls *** And don't miss Lucille Ball's last role in *** Conquest of the Shrunken Mushroom People *** You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!