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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity."
Might I suggest visiting my friend, Mikael Cardell; ASAP.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Slaves of the Samurai Crocodiles *** And Andy Kaufman Returns as "Andy Hardy" in *** Kingdom of the Bloody Nazis *** You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!