Joseph Z Provo's Web Louou

Sing it to the crazies
Sing it to the ladies
sing it to the aliens an' asteroids

-Cheese On Bread

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou saucy earth-vexing bum-bailey, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou artless tickle-brained clotpole, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Little-known Joe Fact Number 8:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

"Anyone writing browser-specific HTML is writing broken HTML."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Laura Bush Predicts Plague Will Rid Earth of Cabbies, But U.S. Marine Corps Source Offers Counterevidence.