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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
"I thought that all of alt was bogus."
--aej at wpi when discussing the alt.christnet.* bogosity
Might I suggest visiting Jack Jansen and you visit Bill Marr's Survey Central.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:Star Claims: "Savage Jungle Tribesmen Walk on Their Hands!" Joe Provo Laughs his Spleen Off.