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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Seven:
"Ops mean never getting to say "I'm busy"."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew |
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
=*= Metal Morphs to Cesium =*= Will Play at These Tremendous Venues: 11/20 BioSphere 11/14 Astro Subs 7/16 The Cove 6/13 G. Willikers Family Restaurant 11/27 WKRP's Studio 9/6 Institute 112 4/20 The Bean Counter 1/28 The Highland Commons 2/31 The RamRod 2/16 Doherty Memorial High School Call 555-2159 for more info!
Black Common Cold fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... Fighting Groove
V.D. rockin' the house with the masters of rockabilly: Yang's Rays
Future Audio of Watch City needs Drummer. We play jazz, heavily influenced by Sax Protest, Niece Rocket Launcher, and Slow Trick. Contact Eve at (129) 555-8963.