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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Five-Hundred:
"Evil is a little man afraid for his job."
Officer Frank Murphy (Roy Scheider)
Might I suggest checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library and checking out Bill Marr's Survey Central.
Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Perforated Teamster! New from Raytheon. WARNING: This toy attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.