Joe "Crimson" Provo's Mutating Web Page

everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful

-They Might Be Giants

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou villainous folly-fallen measle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning earth-vexing shard-borne strumpet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

"I gather the pieces of shattered shells and they build themselves into fine china!"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting the Ian Heavens Memorial or checking out Scott Lesser... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student was walking by the market when she came upon a wise master.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of wisdom?"
The master said: "A ball in the stream."
With that, precocious student became the sage.

Cheers,
joe