Joe "Crimson" Provo's Durn Web Page

Sing it to the crazies
Sing it to the ladies
sing it to the aliens an' asteroids

-Cheese On Bread

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou churlish shard-borne crook-pated flap-dragon, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering dewberry, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Fourty:
He has run the K12.MA.US Domain Registry since 1994.

"Any sufficiently advanced understanding of technology is indistinguishable from nihilism."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   FEEL the Sheer *Spine-Tingling* TERROR of

  *** Arena of the Psycho Mushroom People ***

   And don't miss Vincent Price's last role in

   *** Sex-starved Flying Saucers ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!