Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Pages

He drops a capsule in your drink
and spikes your dreams with madness


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou mangled rough-hewn canker-blossom, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering dread-bolted fustilarian, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred and Thirty:
He started UltraNet, working with Geoff Schultz, in 1994.

"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit GweepNet or checking out the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Leominster Drive-In:

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Volcano of the Crawling Armadillos ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Action-Packed

   *** Brain Eating Daleks from Another Galaxy ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in Shock-O-Vision!!!