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"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:Survey Shocker: Americans Would Rather Worship Denis Leary Than Be President!