Crimson's Often Unfolding Web Louou

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

-Ancient Chinese proverb

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou weedy milk-livered boar-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank pottle-deep pottle-deep sheep-biting mammet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number One-Hundred and Two:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One stormy afternoon, a disciple came upon a sage by the inn.
Said the student to the master: "What is the heart of a man?"
Said the master: "A ball in the stream."
In that moment, the student became the sage.