"Catfish" Joe's Modulating Junk

we will pour our jars in reservoirs
and turn the world off

-Tear Garden

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou paunchy hedge-born jolthead, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fobbing sheep-biting jolthead, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Little-known Joe Fact Number Twenty-Two:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Survey Shocker: Americans Would Rather Worship Denis Leary Than Be President!