"Catfish" Joe's Web Grunk

Critical thinking is vital.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dankish crook-pated pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puny ill-breeding pigeon-egg, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Four:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

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I suggest checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead and visiting the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Blasting Ears
 rockin' out with
 the masters of goth:
Iggy's Big F-huge Knee
Call 555-4025 for tickets!

The Winthrop Festerers needs Sound Man.
We play art rock, heavily influenced by
The ABC,
ProverChronic,
and The Lou Reed Project.  Contact Mike at 555-2939.

Mom Fucker
 jammin' with
 the masters of grunge:
The Stompbox Corporation

Saturday April 26th -- LIVE at Man Ray
It's Big Big Blowjob
 .. with special guests F4

Cheers,
joe