The Catfish's Web Junk

Does fuck you sound simple enough?

-Sonic Youth

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou vain rude-growing codpiece, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering full-gorged fat-kidneyed vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Eleven:
He has run the K12.MA.US Domain Registry since 1994.

"Your favorite $NOUN sucks."
-- Mary Alderdice

Might I suggest checking out my friend, Mikael Cardell right away!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Suspense Movie Fans!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Fall of the Throbbing Dentists ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Unearthly

   *** Fortress of the Karate Queen ***

   Filmed in Twitch-O-Rama!