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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Three-Hundred and Two:
He was born in Virginia, but has no accent.

"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
DJ Soopa-Fresh's Underground needs Guitarist.
We play klingon opera, heavily influenced by
The Grandfatherhood,
Liony Kids,
and One Foot Staples.  Contact Donato at 555-9325.

Believable Dairy Cow
 fulfilling their contractual obligation with
 the masters of beat:
The Artists Formerly Known as the Einstuerspane Heissenwankzeit Philharmonic

Tonight at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel!
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
M.C. Crystal Methedrine (of The Trumpees)!

Pissed Gods
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
Kid Men's Dumb Revue
 ... Free Sex Chemicals at the door!