jprovo's Frequently Rotating Crap

But for now I'm wearing Zero like a scarlet letter
Like the lady in the story by Nathaniel ...whatever

-Jim Tyrrell

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Gweeps love Caches! Try SQUID...

"YOU are TERRIFIED of your own potential! Don't be weak - REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! Your pinkness funds TERRORISM; beat it by living for you, not THEM!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Kickin' ass next year - 
Chicken Style 
with Dames 2 Aunties 
and Past Vibration of Beantown!!

Live at G. Willikers Family Restaurant!
 The San Francisco Singers
 with
Milking Machine!
  DMC!
    and Ker-plunky See, Hunky Do!

Wednesday October 1st -- LIVE at The Alpha Psi Omega Fraternity
It's HTTP8
 .. with special guests LooSoo Dolls

Thievery Board needs Beatboxist.
We play ragtime, heavily influenced by
Low Fidelity Allstars,
People for Xenu (U.K.),
and One Furlong Hinges.  Contact Mike at 555-3186.

Cheers,
joe