Catfish's Warping World-Wide-Weirdness

Anger is an energy.

-Public Image Limited


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?

Little-known Joe Fact Number Thirty:
He attended Worcester Polytechnic Institute

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I suggest you visit the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc. right away!

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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a disciple was walking by a large tree when he encountered a sage.
Said the student to the master: "How do I experience virtue?"
The master answered: "What is the day without the rain?"
In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe