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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Five:
"Talked trash about Dave Mathews Band and somebody said "But a lot of them are incredible musicians." This may be true, but that's like being an amazing chef who is only making Hot Pockets."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:Bastards Cheat Hippies with Cruel Scam.