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Word-of-the-Moment:
Scone
Little-known Catfish Fact Number 800:
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I suggest checking out the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.... before it is too late.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"I traded my Tonsil to Circus Clown for Thirty-Five dollars and a Phone!" Says Slim Goodbody.
Cheers,
joe