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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 303:
He builds systems and network by the Tao.

"No one is OK. There are no gods, demons, or souls. There is nothing but today. The world is not and never was "safe". Believing in things is mental illness. The electrochemical system which defines 'you' is the entirety of your body, not just the brainbox. Humans are organic robots with the illusion of free will. Consciousness arose from conversation. Memory is mythology. You are your own chains. Time is the only resource which is truly one's own. Every person's perceived reality is individual and false."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Monster Born with George Lucas's Face! -- Photo of the Year!