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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Five:
"Talked trash about Dave Mathews Band and somebody said "But a lot of them are incredible musicians." This may be true, but that's like being an amazing chef who is only making Hot Pockets."
--Chad Opitz
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Bastards Cheat Hippies with Cruel Scam.
Cheers,
joe