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I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 5:
"Fools ignore complexity; pragmatists suffer it; experts avoid it; geniuses remove it."
-- Alan Perlis
I recommend that you hop over to real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Paul McCartney Tribute Band united for the first time on stage with the masters of rock: Squicking Balsa Call 555-3176 for tickets! | The Crushing Pelvises CD release party with ... A Morning Rampage |
The Screaming Hands headlining an all ages show with ... Individuals United For Guns | Tonight at Your Village's Bandstand! Big Band-Ska-Honky Tonk Will Screw Itself with a special solo acoustic performance by Thelonius Bishop (of DJ Hurricane R and the Funky Madame)! |
Cheers,
joe