The Catfish's Changing Site

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.

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Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity."
--Dave Barry

Might I suggest visiting my friend, Mikael Cardell; ASAP.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Slaves of the Samurai Crocodiles ***

   And Andy Kaufman Returns as "Andy Hardy" in

   *** Kingdom of the Bloody Nazis ***

   You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!