Joseph Z Provo's Frequently Transforming Web Louou

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou loggerheaded tardy-gaited folly-fallen dewberry, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou vain sheep-biting clay-brained strumpet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"I thought that all of alt was bogus."
--aej at wpi when discussing the alt.christnet.* bogosity

Might I suggest visiting Jack Jansen and you visit Bill Marr's Survey Central.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Star Claims: "Savage Jungle Tribesmen Walk on Their Hands!" Joe Provo Laughs his Spleen Off.