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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
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Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Anna Maria College! The Swampy McGonigle Project with The Artists Formerly Known as the Landscapers! HooSioux Dolls! and The Enorm (U.K.)!
You won't want to miss this Sundays Live AID! FIVE BANDS! Crippled Sperm Whales Anemic Monsters Squirrel the Detachable Bolt Funky Horse Fungus the Chronic Gear . . . with Temporary Dydoes by Zyrah!
Moist Rug Rats Left at the Next Light rockin' out with ... Crimson Cosey
Live at The Mad Raven! Heat Division with Present Sonance of East L.A.! Gweeping Knuckles! and Mighty Swine!