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He dislikes slimy seafood.

"Stand your ground ... Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
--Captain Parker, Lexington Militia

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Sunday October 20th -- LIVE at The Sahara
It's Enormous Offense
 .. with special guests Yowling Deer

Shakin' the foundations, "DJ Worm Y"
Blasting Limes
Scrawny Crocodile
 and Fuckedland

Tonight at The Blue Note!
 The Sadly KRad
 with a special solo folky performance by
Jer Johnson (of Maiming Passion Fruits)!

Malformed Tool
 rockin' the house with ...
The Hallowell Pissers
 ... Free Tab at the door!