Joe Provo's Web Louou

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Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou yeasty bum-bailey, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou wayward folly-fallen lout, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Two:
He coins new terms regularly: 'english muffian': a ruffian's breakfast.

"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting Christine Jesensky or checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead, NOW!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Horror Movie Fans!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** X-Ray Eyes of the Pods ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Spine-Tingling

   *** Suicide Pact of the Burning Babies ***

   Free Wet-naps will be given to the first 2 people!

Cheers,
joe