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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew |
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Sunday October 20th -- LIVE at The Sahara It's Enormous Offense .. with special guests Yowling Deer
Shakin' the foundations, "DJ Worm Y" with Blasting Limes Scrawny Crocodile and Fuckedland
Tonight at The Blue Note! The Sadly KRad with a special solo folky performance by Jer Johnson (of Maiming Passion Fruits)!
Malformed Tool rockin' the house with ... The Hallowell Pissers ... Free Tab at the door!