Joe Provo's Web Site

Do you respect a world
Committing suicide?

-Skinny Puppy

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Machines that don't behave, even after you kick them.

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 73:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"There are Lies, Damned Lies, and Spam."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit my friend, Josh Brandt... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Veteran's Day!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Day of the Magic Dolls ***

   And don't miss Lucille Ball's last role in

   *** Conquest of the Shrunken Mushroom People ***

   You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!