"Catfish" Joe's Frequently Unfolding Web Pages

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies


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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Well-known Crimson Fact Number Seven:
He attended Worcester Polytechnic Institute

"I'm tired of this back-slapping "aren't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're viruses with shoes, okay? That's all we are."
--Bill Hicks

I suggest checking out Christine Jesensky and that you hop over to Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Showing a rare moment of unity next weekend - 
Zoop Kitty Gazelle 
with SpewSpoo Dolls 
and White Wedding!!
Call  (451) 555-6233 for tickets!

For their big Reunion Show this Monday - 
Preacher Donato Heat 
with Ruthless Flame 
and Dad Festerer!!

Screw Managers needs Reverb-player.
We play top-40, heavily influenced by
Toupe Leopardy Dog,
Primus,
and Crystal Pepsi.  Contact Reginald at 555-5254.

Tonight at Worcester State College!
 Chunky Mee, Ker-plunky Goo
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Keanu Reeves (of William Clinton's Dildo)!

Cheers,
joe