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"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Denny's!
Leep Silver
with
Accurate Leopard!
Enormitol!
and The DCF!
| Tonight at The Iron Horse Pub! Sadness Fleet with a special solo hypnotic performance by Yo Yo Ma (of Nickel Turns into Zinc)! |
Phone Calls to Laura ripping the roof off with ... Women Sans Bonnets ... Free Blow at the door! | Tonight at Denny's! A Gweepning Invasion with a special solo acoustic performance by M.C. Soup One (of Tungsten Prong)! Call (371) 555-9938 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe