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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Fifteen:
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action."
--Auric Goldfinger
I suggest visiting my friend, Scott Lesser.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this weekend's GweepCo Picnic! FIVE BANDS! The Norb The JeeDee's the Kool Boys The Surfing Rocks Spruce Mountain . . . with Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi Drinking weirdos! | the Stooges needs Clarinetist. We play rhythm&blues, heavily influenced by Assorted Honkin' Choirs, Anosmic Gators, and The Everything Group. Contact Margo at 555-5189. |
Lads Next Door needs Singer. We play fusion, heavily influenced by Elm Mountain, Huge Vibrator, and Bagpipe March. Contact Cleo at 555-8482. | Live at Eve's Auditorium!
An Oh-My-God-ning Rage
with
The Diving Spleens!
Overwomen for Brak!
and VCRhead!
Call 555-8658 for tickets!
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Cheers,
joe