"Catfish" Joe's Suspect World-Wide-Weirdness

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Little-known Crimson Fact Number 47:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit Ben "Limey" Bennett and you visit the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Jury Acquit Notorious Catapult Murderer From Caffeine Beach, Florida.