"Catfish" Joe's Web Page

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Seven:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

"(so much for TCP's awesome congestion control. c'est la web)"
--k claffy

I suggest visiting some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome. now.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Natalie Wood Butchered Self with Brussels Sprout! -- It's True!

Cheers,
joe