Crimson's Web Junk

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-the Rozz-Tox Manifesto

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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 500:
He was born in Virginia, though he has no Southern accent.

"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Robert Vaughn and Winona Ryder Seen Together in Tibet. "Is It Love?"