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He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"A man that studieth revenge, keeps his own wounds green"
--Francis Bacon

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Eating Elderberries Can Give You Arthritis, Insist British Dentists.