Joe "Catfish" Provo's Rotating Web Crap

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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company and visiting Scott Lesser; ASAP.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Kickin' ass, "GrooverSonic"
Dead Dolphin the Ruthless Bolt
Goove Revue
 and The Steamy Mulch Five

Tonight at Kirkland Cafe!
 Small Dinosaurey
 with a special solo a capella performance by
M.C. Escher (of ESFLY)!

Dub Should Fester Itself
 performing for the first time in America with
 the masters of ragtime:
Moo Riders
Call  (027) 555-7747 for tickets!

Tonight at The Village Vanguard!
 M.C. Schooly S and Bob Flumere
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Mike Andrews (of Numerous Fat Emporea)!