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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Fourty:
He likes interoperability, open standards and systems. Proprietary, closed systems are full of holes that could be resolved by making them open.

"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam, NOW!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Denny's!
 Leep Silver
 with
Accurate Leopard!
  Enormitol!
    and The DCF!

Tonight at The Iron Horse Pub!
 Sadness Fleet
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
Yo Yo Ma (of Nickel Turns into Zinc)!

Phone Calls to Laura
 ripping the roof off with ...
Women Sans Bonnets
 ... Free Blow at the door!

Tonight at Denny's!
 A Gweepning Invasion
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
M.C. Soup One (of Tungsten Prong)!
Call  (371) 555-9938 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe