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Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou beslubbering knotty-pated horn-beast, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou paunchy plume-plucked bladder, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Totally Random JZP Fact Number Seven:
He coins new terms regularly: 'oddition": an odd addition.

"Ops mean never getting to say "I'm busy"."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  =*=  Metal Morphs to Cesium =*=
Will Play at These Tremendous Venues:
11/20          BioSphere 
11/14          Astro Subs 
7/16          The Cove 
6/13          G. Willikers Family Restaurant 
11/27          WKRP's Studio 
9/6          Institute 112 
4/20          The Bean Counter 
1/28          The Highland Commons 
2/31          The RamRod 
2/16          Doherty Memorial High School 
Call 555-2159 for more info!

Black Common Cold
 fulfilling their contractual agreement with ...
Fighting Groove

 rockin' the house with
 the masters of rockabilly:
Yang's Rays

Future Audio of Watch City needs Drummer.
We play jazz, heavily influenced by
Sax Protest,
Niece Rocket Launcher,
and Slow Trick.  Contact Eve at  (129) 555-8963.