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"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One stormy afternoon, a disciple came upon a sage by the inn. Said the student to the master: "What is the heart of a man?" Said the master: "A ball in the stream." In that moment, the student became the sage.