The Catfish's Often Fluctuating Web Pages

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou dissembling dizzy-eyed jolthead, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou froward spur-galled bladder, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Mailing otherwise plain text data in office-type formats (open or closed), pdfs, spreadsheets, etc. What I should be able to just glance at quickly then requires opening some external something.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number 7:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.


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Hospital Is Run Entirely By Government Agents!