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DJ Soopa-Fresh's Underground needs Guitarist. We play klingon opera, heavily influenced by The Grandfatherhood, Liony Kids, and One Foot Staples. Contact Donato at 555-9325.
Believable Dairy Cow fulfilling their contractual obligation with the masters of beat: The Artists Formerly Known as the Einstuerspane Heissenwankzeit Philharmonic
Tonight at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel! JQWXL with a special solo unplugged performance by M.C. Crystal Methedrine (of The Trumpees)!
Pissed Gods kickin' it one time old school with ... Kid Men's Dumb Revue ... Free Sex Chemicals at the door!