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Groovy...
From A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
the latest in Loud Playthings, LLC's John Stamos Sook series ...
Yentl!
Skirt sold separately.

It's Jazz Musician Artiste! New from Bandai.
Contains small parts.

Prepare to have an accident in your pants for:
Bitchin' Outfit for Bong-gurglin' Commander Death!
From IBM's Platypus-League line.

Hip Ninth Wife for Slaughter Bunch!
From Yoyodyne!
In stores now!
You put it together!

You'll wait in line for Weeks for:
Sixth Husband, for Bird-Brigade series
and new Swinging Mr. Major in the Marines!

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Joe Provo