Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This Week's Hottest Toy!
Purple Khaki Pants and Pocket-Sized iTooz!
From Lockheed-Martin's Dog-Gang and friends.

It's Mr. Hunky! New from Maas-Neotek.

It's Steve Griffin! New from Norton.

It's Annoyed Gilbert Gottfreid Burps! New, from OS Walker Group.
Richard Basehart reminds you "Drive safely".

It's Pron Queen Noah Vawter! New from BondoTRONIXCorp.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo