Card player - You don't often see Jedi playing Sabbac....
Igashu - That's because it's too easy for a Jedi to cheat!
Card players - Fold... fold... fold... fold!
Igashu - I got nuthin' SUCKERS!!

Davin - Is something wrong?
Quindo - Not... yet.

Elbram - So, what you're telling me is that, of the two people claiming to be al'Thor, the real one is tall, dashing, blond, handsome.... and DEAD?!?

Altair - Are you sure it was a Dark force user?
Igashu - It was shrouded in darkness, used telekinesis to steal the data crystal from me, and crawled across the ceiling on all fours. It was either a Dark force user or YOUR MOM! Either way, I'm through being jerked around.

Thug - Don't play dumb with me...
Quindo - I'm not playing.

Igashu - We could just take it.
Quindo - But, disrespecting other people's stuff is a way to the darkside.
Elbraham - I never heard that one before.
Quindo - Oh, I suppose it's alright then.

Igashu - They graduated us before we were ready, we can't even handle our lighsabers properly.
Davin - It's nothing to be ashamed of, I understand that's a problem for a lot of young Jedi.
Elbraham - It's a clear case of Premature Matriculation.

Igashu - Which way did we come from?
Quindo - Up.

Elbram [Paraphrasing Sun Tzu] - Make a lot of cute enemies.

Elbram - You'd think that it's be easier to kill something than heal it. I mean, all you have to do is... "Oops, that doesn't go there!"

Davin - I had to spend 'cp' to get it up.

Igashu - Go faster Quindo! Where did you learn to drive??!
Quindo - I... uh... I didn't...

Davin - What makes you think [The Dark Jedi] could get there faster than us?
Quindo - Because somehow I don't see the Dark Jedi taking an 8 hour Greyhound bus ride from here.

Igashu - Nakail is sucking 'Alter' from the teat of evil!!

Nakail - I can teach you 'Force of Will', but first you'll have to teach me how to teach.

Elbram - 'ooine' must be Huttese for 'desert shithole'.

Quindo - I'm too young for this shit!

Igashu [pointing to Nakail] - You don't want to stop us... He gets mad.
[Nakail makes a laughable attempt to look intimidating. Thugs draw weapons. Igashu draws his lightsaber and cuts weapons in half.]
Igashu - Oh... wait... maybe it's me who gets mad... I can never remember.

Zeltar Hale - You didn't so much disobey orders as willfully misinterpret them.

Altair T'Null - Stay away from them without looking like you're trying to stay away from them.

Quindo - I can't believe I just used the Dark Side to resist using the Dark Side!

Me - I'm using the Dark Side... of the pencil!

Adrian - It's his reaction (Embracing the Dark Side) that seems a bit extreme.

Igashu - Nakail may be evil, but he's still a sissy.
Quindo - Yeah, we can just strap him down and show him pictures of kitties until he comes back to the Light.

The wonderful thing about Evil, is Evil's a wonderful thing!

Davin - But I'm sure I'm on the right path, right?
Adrian - Well... you're definitely moving.

Quindo - You've gotta have a sense of humor.
Elbram - Well, having a stick up your ass is a direct path to the Dark Side.

Quindo - They need names, we can't just keep calling them 'Dark Jedi', 'DJ Jr.', and 'DJ Sr.'.
Igashu - Why don't we just call them 'the bad guys' and not worry about it.
Adrian - And hopefully, someday, you can call them 'the dead guys'.
Nakail [in spirit] - Or 'Master'...

Elbram - Why don't we just vote on it?
Quindo - Because Democracy is a way to the Dark Side.
Brojan - How do you figure that?
Quindo - Evil stuffs the ballot box.

When the Force is your ally, you don't have to sweat!
Unless you really hate to sweat, then using the Force to not sweat would be a sure path to the Dark Side.

Quindo - I think Davin has been trying to sabotage us on purpose!
Igashu - He's not. He's just an idiot.
Quindo - But he's conveniently an idiot!

Quido - Then explain to me why everytime he fucks up, it's detrimental to us!?
Igashu - Anytime anyone of us fucks up, it's detrimental to us! That's what 'fuck up' MEANS!!