At the movies:
Coming Soon to the Leominster Drive-In!
Based upon TRUE events... *** Galaxy of the Magic Leeches ***
With the Sphincter-Clenching Second Feature
*** Frenzy of the Bloodsucking Thrill Seekers ***
Mountain Dew WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
This week's page five girl is Patty. She comes to us from lovely New Taunslin, a little village in Pakistan. She measures up at 35-21-26 and she loves to sniff mints in the nude. She plans to arm-wrestle Mickey Mouse.