At the movies:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In!
A Sphincter-Clenching TRUE story! *** Annihilation of the Unspeakable Pit Bulls ***
With the Gripping Co-Feature
*** Forbidden Palace of the Abominable Goddess ***
From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
This week's page five girl is Sarah. She resides in New Greenpee, Liberia. The vivacious, bubbly C-Cup Moptop she loves to dial for dollars. She hopes to arm-wrestle Mickey Mouse.