From: Your Mother
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 95 16:36:04 0000

  I don't believe I'd like to pass Zaphod Beeblebrox through my
urethra, nor the Sears Tower, and definitely NOT Josh Brandt.

                                          - Duct Tape Boy -

From: UserName
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 95 17:10:02 -2400

furry kitty
clawy kitty
scratchy kitty
shedding kitty
kitty hairballs
kitty litter
used kitty litter
kitty eye matter
kitty fleas
kitty urine
kitty urine in carpet
kitty veternarian bill
kitty blood in urine

From: Dale Miller
Date: Sun, 31 Dec 95 12:38:39

A pair of 5" black high heels (with locking ankle strap)
Handcuffs
A VAX 11/780 (with expansion cabinet)

From: spectrum@rainbw.iii.net (Don Ross)
Date: Sat, 27 Jan 1996 03:20:31 -0500

badger (on a bagel, even)

From: Maurice Dykes
Date: Sat, 27 Jan 96 12:52:37 -0800

Broken Glass.

From EbenWilson@aol.com Wed Jan 31 02:56:42 1996

1.   The Dallas Cowboys (cleated)
2.   An open tube of SuperGlue

From: Paul Orlando
Date: Thu, 01 Feb 96 17:12:41 -0500

David Letterman

From Duquessa@aol.com Fri Feb 2 15:08:48 1996

the pope
a Roto-rooter
Betlegeuse
A sopwith Camel
a SWAT team
your spine
your Western Civ. term Paper
the Encyclopedia Brittanica
the editing staff of the above
Skylar L. Primm

From: Bill Schongar
Date: Fri, 02 Feb 96 17:15:21 -0500

I don't want to pass King Friday or Mr. Rogers trolley..

From: webmaster@acadia.net

A gallon of jalapeno pepper salsa

Date: Tue, 01 Oct 1996 08:53:44 -0400
From: Ray Dittmeier <hermit@iglou.com>

Marge Simpson's hair
A running chain saw
The Swedish Army
Any of my internal organs
A maroon sofa
A weasel
A burnt weenie sandwich

Date: Tue, 15 Oct 1996 11:01:38 -0700
From: Crazy Bear Designs <crzybear@win.bright.net>

A free AOL disk

Mon Aug 26 15:23:16 1996
From: Nelson LeDuc <nleduc@acs.utah.edu>

Barney. Definitely not Barney!

Date: Wed, 09 Oct 1996 16:26:08 -0800
From: Sn Boynton <1srb5848@ibm.mtsac.edu>

The U.S.S. Enterprise (any version!)

Date: Tue, 28 May 1996 11:09:02 -0700
From: Philippe <PTusler@po9.mv.unisys.com>

Urethra Franklin (or is it Memorex?)
Five pieces of bubble-gum well chewed up and suffused with fishhooks.
A two-pound kidney stone.
A sea urchin
A sea cucumber
A Seaview
Bethikins
Someone else's urine.
12-molar uric acid
A ferret
A vole
A stoat
$7 million
The Yamato
A cluster-F**k
Billery
The bloody glove

From: Energyvamp@aol.com
Date: Wed, 2 Apr 1997 22:06:56 -0500

seeing that i don't have one, i can comply my own evil and dastardly thoughts.

Marie Antionnette's head
my head
a golden apple

Maintainer's note: Women do have urethrae , they're just more internal. See here. Unless, of course, the poster means that Energy Vampires don't have urethrae, in which case, I retract my chastisement.

From: John Howard Latham (k95jl02@cc.kzoo.edu)
Date: Mon, 30 Mar 1998 23:13:42 -0500

mr. potato head
a tae kwon doe master
lounge chair
an anatomy book
crabs
crap
shit
poop
any bowel material
saga food
a chess board
biplane
a hummer
your sisters bat
your boyfriends best friends little sister
madonna
the collegiate water polo association
fig
felines
large jungle cats
the periodic table
a ford truck
three blind mice
formaldehyde
gensing
electric eel
midget porn star
mt. olympus
zues
christmas ornaments your grandma makes
beef wellington

From: CooCuLain@aol.com
Date: Tue, 30 Mar 1999 03:21:32 EST

A furby, shaved or otherwise
The Illuminatus Trilogy
Nyrlathotep
The Trojan army
The Trojan Horse
The Trojan Condom Co.
Trojan Man
A bussload of dead nuns
Malborgia (pic attached)

Date: Wed, 14 Apr 1999 19:35:49 -0500
From: Joan Myers

the western hemisphere

From: ShpooMan@aol.com
Date: Sun, 22 Aug 1999 19:46:27 EDT
What I don't want moving through my urethra:

A hang[sic] grenade
Michael Jackson
Freddy Kruger's glove
A mace
A fender telecaster
Pinhead
The Taj Mahal
A crossbow
The Denver Broncos
Alanis Morisett[sic]
30 pounds of heroin (in syringes)
a blender
a great dane
a rino[sic]
90 pounds of goverment cheese
Gamera
a refridgerator[sic]
a hermit crab
the batmobile
an electric eel
Kiss
a wooly mamoth[sic]
Eric Cartman
me

From: Woozysprocket19@aol.com

a box of fruit loops, unopened of course
a tube of crest toothpaste
a collection of 24 Crayola crayons melted from the 90 degree temp
a fly swatter, well used
my grandma
a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle
Ricky Martin
an open bottle of rubbing alcohol

From: Nyarlathotep

Steel Wool
Raw green mangos, partially peeled
sea urchins. the spiny black venomous kind
durian
one of those old Hawaiian clubs studded with shark teeth
a saguaro cactus

From: mary

'Add to the page: no pope palpatine in full regalia '

From: lizzie

The A-Team (complete with bullet-protected black van)

Squirt back up to the Urethra page
'this is getting silly....'
-Duquessa@aol.com