Dan Afonso
Dan, a.k.a. Sleazy-D, can only be described as inappropriate. His love for life is masked behind a penchant for lewd banter, cynasism, and song lyrics that even he doesn't know where they came from. Generally the least vocal of the group (thank heavens), he doesn manage to come up with some stuff that is good to listen to. Has a great love of women who insult him, and/or throw panties on stage. Oh, ya, he's a computer geek by day.

N. Harrison Ripps
I'm spanking bald and I wear lots of black. That's about it, really.