Your Salesperson

"Hi, this is your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual salerep..."

OL' BILLY WILL TREAT YOU RIGHT! MEET ME AT THE GOLF COURSE AT 12:00. I'VE GOT 18 HOLES OF GOLF AT 12:00!

WE CAN LEVERAGE YOUR MINDSHARE! KEEP THE 5TH OF CHIVAS AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE PO NUMBER!!

YOUR STRIPPER WILL BE ARRIVING AT YOUR HOTEL ROOM AT 5:00 SHARP!

I CAN GET THE UPGRADE TO YOU TODAY! NO PROBLEM!!

Reload this page to talk to your sales rep again, or try to get back to work for ten (10) minutes.

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo