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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
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Tech Pizza extended set this Thursday. Three hours of Shoe Hornhead | Kickin' it one time old school this year - Enormous Prick with The Blou Smiths and Chicks Needing Monocles!! Call 555-0929 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe