Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web lou-WOW!

I used to be disgusted
Now I try to be amused

-Elvis Costello


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou venomed tardy-gaited reeling-ripe strumpet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou roguish tardy-gaited apple-john, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD will put a tiger in your tank.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Two-Hundred:
He produced MW Rep's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"[Usenet] News is only a more effective global transport for bulk data. Repeat until it sinks in."
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications, Burn All GIFs!, or the web-based online game Lost now.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Dolby ProLogic-II Massive-Stars
 bringin' down the roof with
 the masters of ska:
DJ Pose-a-Lot and the Funky Judge

You won't want to miss next evening's WPI Battle of the Bands!

FIVE BANDS!
Punky Ree, Junqui Spoo
The Blacke Zuckers
Druid Violation
Joy Armada
Girls with Big Pee-Pees
 . . . with Off-colour puppetry by Liz Phair

Tech Pizza extended set this Thursday.
 Three hours of Shoe Hornhead

Kickin' it one time old school this year - 
Enormous Prick 
with The Blou Smiths 
and Chicks Needing Monocles!!
Call 555-0929 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe