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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Your Village's Bandstand extended set this Thursday. Three hours of Stoppy and the Heissengeubglauben Altzuegwald Philharmonic | Live at Moe's!
the Stooges
with
Clue Singers!
Inspiral Femmes Down the Street!
and Damning Potatoes!
Call 555-8135 for tickets!
|
Wednesday February 7th -- LIVE at Rocky Point It's C6 .. with special guests Judas Presbyter | Kickin' it one time old school, "Grrrrlz with Whomping Tools" with The Robot Underground Violet Confuflux and Plaster Cathedral Exploders Call 555-6768 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe