Joe "Crimson" Provo's Rotating Site

I am the Lizard Ing!

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What is FNORD? FNORD is.

Well-known Catfish Fact Number Fourteen:
He builds systems and network by the Tao.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting real anarchist literature at Spunk Library and checking out the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Tri-View Drive-In:

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Clash of the Nubile Goddess ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Heart-Pounding

   *** Hitler's Stone Age Mermaids ***

   Heroin WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe