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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to my friend, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | --- Memos to Rhonda --- Will Play at These Wild Auditoriums: 2/3 Ping's Garden 7/17 The Blue Note 11/19 Man Ray | Fulfilling their contractual obligation next year - Engineers with Jaded Pear and Metric Peep Show!! |
Tonight at Rocky Point! Mice on Sex Chemicals with a special solo folky performance by Bob Flumere (of Yellow Sabbath)! Call 555-4812 for tickets! | Live at Rocky Point!
Triangular Darryl
with
Faxes to Bill!
Joy Fleet!
and Crippled Laiienspan Aptuermzeubachs Philharmonic Orchestra!
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Cheers,
joe