Joseph Z Provo's Durn Web Crap

The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mangled fool-born wagtail, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou pribbling horn-beast, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

These pages weren't made with anything beyond My Favorite Text Editor. (written in the vi editor)

Little-known Joe Fact Number Seventeen:
He started UltraNet, working with Geoff Schultz, in 1994.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit Jer Johnson (He's huge!) and you visit Current Weather Conditions in the CSL; ASAP.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Gerald Ford Reveals: "Small Grays Replaced My Brain With Gakh -- And Nobody Noticed."

Cheers,
joe