Joe "Catfish" Provo's Site

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Eight:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Dangerous Keanu Reeves Burps!  New, from Lockheed-Martin. 
Steve Richardson says "You're my friend".
For ages three and up. 

Cheers,
joe