Catfish's Mutating Junk

BE HAPPY OR NOT!

-DEVO


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GLOW POP!
GLOP WOP!
PLOG POW!
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WOG POLP!
WOP GOLP!

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 12:
He attended Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University

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Might I suggest you visit the online game Lost and checking out Noah Vawter shifty crackpot now.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from KidCo!
 Hottest Paisley Bass Drum for Major Havoc Cow Bell! 
Assembly instructions included!  

Cheers,
joe