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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 7:
"History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark."
--Lord John Whorfin, Buckaroo Banzai
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Retro Half-Deer Sidekick for Mister Natural Corps! From Telephone Company Corp! In stores now! Abe Vigoda says "Buckle Up".
Cheers,
joe