Joe Provo's Web Pages

Now, who will be the witness
When you're all too healed to see

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest that you hop over to my friend, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  ---  Memos to Rhonda ---
Will Play at These Wild Auditoriums:
2/3          Ping's Garden 
7/17          The Blue Note 
11/19          Man Ray

Fulfilling their contractual obligation next year - 
Engineers 
with Jaded Pear 
and Metric Peep Show!!

Tonight at Rocky Point!
 Mice on Sex Chemicals
 with a special solo folky performance by
Bob Flumere (of Yellow Sabbath)!
Call 555-4812 for tickets!

Live at Rocky Point!
 Triangular Darryl
 with
Faxes to Bill!
  Joy Fleet!
    and Crippled Laiienspan Aptuermzeubachs Philharmonic Orchestra!

Cheers,
joe