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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Seven-Thousand:
"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
God Shot and Killed in L.A.! -- Swiss Nutritionists Offer Nice Proof.
Cheers,
joe