The Catfish's Accreting Web Grunk

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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Seven:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

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I suggest visiting my friend, Bozo Texino.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Coolidge Corner Cinema!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Feast of the Geckos ***

   And don't miss Liberace's last role in

   *** Whirlpool of the Outlaw Alligators ***

   You May Not Be Able to Watch!

Cheers,
joe