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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Coolidge Corner Cinema! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Feast of the Geckos *** And don't miss Liberace's last role in *** Whirlpool of the Outlaw Alligators *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
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