jprovo's Shifty Web Louou

Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man.

-King Crimson


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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Five-Hundred:
He hung out with and helped out at the start of the Worcester "Food Not Bombs" group. He feels like crud because he hasn't stayed involved.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student encountered a master by the road.
The student approached the master, and said: "How do I make understanding?"
Said the master: "When the quiet is different from the heart, then there shall be light."
In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe