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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this year's "Legalize Speed" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Damn the Deans Kid Women's Quadriplegic Fighter Mixing Chomp Forward with Chicks The Slow Crimson Snacks . . . with Billy Bob riding the Tilt-a-Whirl 6 Times! Call (328) 555-6745 for tickets! | You won't want to miss next Tuesday's Lamerpalooza! FIVE BANDS! Wolf Wang Resolute E Scratch Tiger The Junqueees The Antidote . . . with Fresca Quaffing weirdos! |
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and Nick Danger and the KRad Boys!
| Scratch Elephant takin' the stage with the masters of rap: The Lamp Band |
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