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Little-known Joe Fact Number 5:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Husband Struck By Lightning -- Fifty-Nine Times.
Cheers,
joe